Monday, August 29, 2011

Top 5 things I learned at my company golf tournament

My company had their annual golf tournament last weekend out at Thanksgiving Point. I'm not a golfer so I didn't actually golf - but they did let me go sit at hole #7. If you got a hole in one on this hole - you got $500 and they needed someone to witness it. So I sat there with coolers of drinks and tons of treats for everyone and watched everyone golf. It was the best of all worlds. I got to spend the day outside and see everyone in the tournament as they came by - but I didn't have to golf. So here are the top 5 things I learned as I sat there.

  1. The mosquitoes at the golf course are vicious an unrelenting. And it hurts when thy bite you. I had so many in the first couple hours I thought I might need a blood transfusion.

  2. Never kayak on a river that runs through a golf course. Especially if hole #7 has to go right over the river - you are likely to be hit by a golf ball.

  3. Golf makes people swear. Even people who don't swear do it when they are playing golf. And it's funny.

  4. If you have to buy golf pants at the course pro shop - you are likely going to look REALLY bad and be mocked all day long.

  5. The girl with the drinks and treats is the MOST popular girl around.


Mindy said...

This post made me laugh. I hope you are well. :)

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