I think I owe my love of country music to my Dad. Thanks Dad. I ran across this list on one of my random searches through the internet and decided to post my top picks. I was going to do 10, then 15 but couldn't resist posting at least 20. So here they are in no particular order. I hope you find them as funny as I did.
20. Don't Run Through The Screen Door Honey, You'll Only Strain Yourself
19. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
18. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your A@@ All Day Long
17. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
16. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
15. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
14. I Just Fell in Something; I Sure Hope It's Love
13. If I'd Shot You When I Wanted, I'd Be Out By Now
12. I'm Still Missing You...But My Aim Is Improving
11. If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two On You
10. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
9. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
8. You Were Only A Splinter In My A@@ As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
7. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
6. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
5. She Got the Ring And I Got The Finger
4. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
3. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
2. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
1. I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I Have For Your Sister
My favorite poem
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LOVE IT!! Those are soo funny! I think my favorite is I liked you better before I knew you so well! Leave it up to the country music writers to say what everyone else is thinking, but too shy to say!
And aren't comments like a little gift from the blog fairy? A friend told me when I started my blog that comments start to become your self esteem rating system... she said, "and when you don't get any comments...it hurts, just a little. :) "
Seriously, it's pretty fun. I think it's fun to see just who is checking out your life...ya know? I need to figure out how to get one of those trackers on my blog!
Love ya! See you this weekend?
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